Parody, Part 1

To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme

Come listen to a story about weight loss,
About a poor chubby girl trying to show her fat who's boss
Then one day while surfing sites online
Saw an ad for weight watchers, and new it was a sign

At last, lose that belly

Well the first thing you know, that girl is tracking points
No longer dining in those nasty fast food joints
She said onderland is the place I oughtta be
So she jumped on her bike, to earn some AP

Activity points, that is
Sweat it off

6 months down the road, just look at where she's at
She counted all her calories, fiber and her fat
Now she can't believe she ever was that way
She's almost at her goal, and that's just where she'll stay.