Shania Parody

I'm back in the saddle ladies. Battle of the bulge.

10.4 lbs in two weeks, and going, going, going.

Here's my Version of Shania's Up!

I’m ‘bout as fat as I can be

My chin has multiplied by three

Dear God, just how much do I weigh?

I feel nothing but dismay

With the scale you hear me plea

Down-down-down

Can only go down from here

Down-down-down-down

‘till my toes reappear

There’s no way but down from here

Even something a child can do

Like bending down to tie my shoe

It just leaves me outta breath

Praying for a speedy death

It’s so sad, but it is true

Down-down-down

Can only go down from here

Down-down-down-down

‘till my toes reappear

There’s no way but down from here

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

So I will start to count my points

Bring relief for my poor joints

Drinking water all day long

Will power please make me strong

I can’t afford to disappoint

I’m ‘bout as fat as I can be

My chin has multiplied by three

Dear God, just how much do I weigh?

I feel nothing but dismay

With the scale you hear me plea

Down-down-down

Can only go down from here

Down-down-down-down

‘till my toes reappear

There's no way but down from here