Monday, June 19, 2006

Beware of flying scales

So Monday is my weigh in day. I actually look forward to it, as I've been an extremely good girl these past 5 weeks.

Last week left me with a wee bit of a sour taste in my mouth, with only a .4 loss. I chalked that up to TOM, and figured I'd be reaping the benefits of two weeks of wicked hard work come this morning.

The scale didn't budge. NOT A GOD DAMNED OUNCE. Maintained.

Now, I know that's better than a gain, but I've busted my flabby ass harder than I ever thought possible. I earned 38 AP's this week. I drank so much water, my organs learned to swim.

I ate so much produce, I pooped out fruit salad. I consumed my dairy. You may as well milk me, since I still feel like a cow.

I did everything right. I ate my AP's. I ate some of my flex. I ate healthy, I got active, and nothing.

I, to keep my sanity, am going to pretend it's muscle mass, from all the heavy lifting I did, and hang on until next week. However, if next week shows the same lack of results, steer clear of any bell towers in the peg, people. You've been warned.

Cheesecake is delicious
But I pass on that
If I don't lose the weight soon
I'm gonna take a knife to my fat.

And sell it on ebay. I bet someone will buy it.

2 comments:

Crystal said...

Maybe try not eating any of your flex, or all of them? Try only eating a few APs or none at all?? I find that for me to have a loss I have to eat usually none of my APs and only half of my flex, it's different for everyone!

Slow and steady wins the race!

Kimberley said...

"pooped out fruit salad"!! OMG - I just fell off my chair in laughter over that one! I hear you though...it's frustrating to do it all right and to lose nothing. Just keep doing what you are doing and don't give up! And like the other poster suggested, maybe don't eat ALL your AP's...I know I can't...:(